What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 20.06.2025 00:35

Nuts and Butts
share office space ...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Why do some men like anal sex?
No way
Then came..
They put up a sign reading
Hysterias & Posteriors
So they tried
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What is the reason for the high rate of unmarried individuals in America, particularly among males?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Next, they tried...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Has a cop ever said something to you which was completely unexpected?
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
No go.
Have you ever had a scary dream about a loved one or friend soon after their death?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Freaks and Cheeks
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Minds and Behinds
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
What's the hardest part about marriage that no one ever talks about?
Everyone loved it.
Still no good
Just Forget it!
What is the naughtiest fantasy that you've lived out?
Thumbs down again.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
How do military families balance personal political views with respect for civilian leadership?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Another attempt resulted in ...
Still no good.
No, not a chance
Catatonics & High Colonics
Unacceptable again!
What are the signs of covert narcissistic abuse that most people miss?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Loons and Moons
So, the docs changed it to read
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